Today in class we made an insanely long sentence by adding words after words to create it.We also made our first encounter with Shakespeare, we read Sonnet 29 and divided  up the sonnet by creating two lists to understand how each part modifies a certain thing.

Here are the sentences we made in Class today:

6th period:

When I, driving home from school in my new car, which I won for killing so many zombies at Zombie Fest 2015 because I’m a rick grimes impersonator (and no one else attended the event), eat five slices of warm pepperoni and ham pizza with anchovies and bull’s blood from Pizza Hut, I worry, perhaps needlessly, about the zombie apocalypse and that a zombie will come in front of my car and make me spill my large no ice Pepsi, which was of course Wild Cherry.

7th period:

Because I, in my scorn for all things carbonated, hate drinking not-very-delicious Pepsi, I drink something else, like hot, as in scalding hot, chocolate when I don’t get home from school as easily as I like on a damp, cold day after a seemingly vicious D— brutally attack me with a basketball-sized cupcake that happened to be made from inorganic flour and eggs from chickens that aren’t cage-free.

Here are today’s notes:

Homework

• English I Honors: Finish what we started in class for part A.